Joe McMillin

Profile Updated: October 12, 2023
Residing In: Abilene, TX USA
Spouse/Partner: Free Agent/on waiver Jul '02/contract canceled may '09
Occupation: Sloth, Chronic Under Achiever, Neardowell, Buffoon
Children: Brooke, Emily, Zach......All old enough to know better and they still like to hang with Dad.
More More…info at future update.
Military Service: NAVY 8/27/09 photos added-
Schools Attended:

Do you really want to know???? ok, ok, ok already

Valley View
Franklin JHS
Abilene HS

Okay here's the rest:

UT at Austin (‘69-‘70) – three disastrous semesters (directly resulted in the following)

US Navy schools (‘71-‘75) – various electronics and aviation related

McMurry University (‘79-‘83) – core curriculum, no degree

Cisco Junior College (‘94-‘95) – Electronic Technology, AAS degree

Abilene Christian Univeersity (‘96-‘99) – Industrial Technology, BAS degree

(Whew! Only took me 30 years.)

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Disclaimer:
Although I try to stick to facts, there may be certain embellishments and outright fabrications included. Please remember that even though you hear my words and see my lips moving, my tongue may be firmly planted in my cheek.


Well, I won’t go into my whole life history since HS. I will try to restrict my self to what has happening since the last reunion. As far as successes go, there are only a few. 1. I quit smoking. 2. My kids have all grown to majority age and are as of this moment employed. 3. I finally finished a degree plan at ACU no less (imagine that!). 4. I survived a heart attack.

Failures, yeah I've had plenty. Jobs, careers, diets, and one marriage all fall into this category. I know I am not unique in this respect but I don’t really want to go into the details here but will be glad to converse with any and all on my inadequacies in person over a scotch on the rocks. For the moment I prefer that my dirty little secrets remain just that; dirty and secret.

added 08/03/09
I'm busted, a classmate of ours, came into the store and said " I know you from your picture on the eagles69 web site". To maintain discretion, I will not say who that person was but if any of you who have visited the liquor store where I am a lowly clerk please comment or if you perfer to keep it low key send me a private message. I would love to hear from you and I will be discrete.

Photo of old homestead added 8/30/09

School Story:

Getting my butt stomped at the gravel pits a week before the class picnic......smoking with the rest of the "thugs" at the morning breaks outside the industrial arts building.......Spiders and Sophists in Mrs. Ligons junior class......Yes, there will be more.

(added 9/15/09)
Just a couple or three items that I remember:
1. Filling the helium balloons for homecoming was a religious experience....speaking in tounges and swooning (Donald Duck and hypoxia).
2. Circling Mack's and getting a face full of crushed ice from a car going the opposite direction. I found out years (about 30) later that the ice was launched from a "pop" gun fired by a Cooper babe and her friend from Ft. Worth. Anyone out there have a similar experience and perpetrators? Message me and let's compare notes.
3. The Knives.....yes the knives. I remember a meeting at the home of a future physician that was overtly to decide what to do with the knives. At the time however, my take on it at was, the purpose of the meeting was to "legitimize" the prank. If that did not work, then spread and dilute the blame (yes, the roots of my cynicism and paranoia run deep).

Thanks for listening to my rant, I hope to see you all at the reunion.

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Does anyone know this guy?
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Greeting from the Klingon Empire. When I wear the right t-shirt, shorts, and shoes....I can be the "comic book guy" from the Simpsons.
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You got it....another guess who?
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Jeff Albertson, aka. "Comic Book Guy"
My alter ego
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This is Murphy. He is my bodyguard, social director, lap dog deluxe and my best buddy.
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Left to Right:
My son Zach (youngest), daughter Brooke (oldest), me, and daughter Emily (middle child).
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 11:24 PM
Myself, son Zach and Zach's mom, Pat. In Austin for Zach's 21st birthday.
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photo added 7/22/09 - My son Zach outside the Frank Erwinn Center on 5/22/09. He is waiting his turn to line up and cross the stage as a graduate of UT Austin.
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photo added 7/22/09 - Outside the Erwin center after the grad ceremony. L to R is daughter Brooke, Zach, Zach's mom Pat and Jabba the Hut.